1001 Insomniac Nights

“Hmm… You know what you need to do, Shades?” Tony said suddenly. “You need to buy her a few dozen roses. Then you need to go by her house and sit on her doorstep, waiting for her. And then, when she gets home, you need to stand up and shove them into her hands and say, ‘I love you! I need you back. I’ll never do – whatever it is you did – again.’”

“Nothing, nothing.” I answered, lifting my sun-glasses up just enough to wipe my eyes. “It’s just… Well, like I said. Remind me never to piss you off.”

It only made sense that halfway between Café Yoko’s and home, my car got a flat tire. I mean, everything else had gone wrong that night; I was half-expecting to get home and find Dan camped-out in the living room. So naturally, when I went to get the spare out of the trunk, it wasn’t [...]

Amy broke up with Brent by a phone call.

How pathetic was that?

Half-way up the stairs, I realized I could see someone’s legs sticking out from the doorway. I slowed, uncertain, half-expecting it to be some drunk vampire-hunter dropping by for a visit. Instead, it was someone who surprised me even more.

It was Holly.